I'm a 38E and I'm not a fan. Ive had 3 kids, my weight goes up and down like a brides nightie, so now they are big saggy pendulums of boob.
I'm quite open about my boobs.... not in a prozzy way, i don't charge money for people to have a feel, but, again, at the school gates (whats wrong with me??? its always at the school gates!) we (mums) often discuss our jugga-noughts.
There is one lady who has ENORMOUS boobs, I'm talking, massive, i reckon they must be an H cup. In hot weather i really feel for her and clothes must be a nightmare.
As humans do, we all range in different shapes and sizes. I have one friend who wishes she had my boobs and i would happily give them to her. I always have visions of Velcro attachments when i say she can have them and i would give anything to have her smaller pert ones to velcro onto my chest.
I'm a 16 on top and 18 on the bottom. I struggle to find clothes to fit my body shape as every shop is different.
I like to think i have a good knowledge of where I can shop and where I cant. Even tho 90% of my clothes come from charity shops, just from having such a range of different brands from these shops, i know whats good and what isn't.
I cant wear shirts or anything that buttons up at the front, for shirts to fit me around the chest i would have to buy a size 22, so it would fit me great around the bust, but the rest of me would look like a sack of shit.
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| even zipping up a coat is a strain and make me look huge |
I have one boob a whole cup size bigger than the other, so one always looks like its trying to escape from its restraint.
One Item of clothes that i hate to DEATH is those tops that has a seem as part of the design around the bust that your boobs are meant to slot nicely into.
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| look at my boobs, sliced in half |
When i put these tops/dresses on, it looks like my tits are deformed as the seem adds a ridge across them, literally slicing them in 2. Its not flattering and it doesn't feel sexy.
I went into sports direct the other day and because i was with my youngest, i knew i was on a clock before he started acting like a little git.
I wanted a supportive sports bra as I'm branching out and I'm gonna try aerobics at my local sports centre. I wanted something that will make me look like i know what I'm doing when i walk in for the first time. I'm usually in a bra, scabby vest top, pants and trainers when I'm doing a workout dvd at home (curtains closed).
It was important for me to look the part. And also because i refuse to pay full price for anything, i looked in the sale rail. I managed to find a support bra and vest top thingy in one. I normally have to wear a normal bra under these as well as the support bra bit tends to be pretty shite. I bought a size 18 as i thought that would definitely be roomy enough to fit over my bust. When i got home and tried it on, i was savage. I had that bloody seem that cuts each boob in half, even with my bra on underneath, looked stupid. I cant go to aerobics in that get up. I could have taken the top back, but as it was a hot day when i tried said article on, i think the top absorbed about 6inchs of sweat, so i kinda have to keep it. grrrrrr
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| dirty fun bags even ruin a nice black dress |
Steve loves my boobies. He calls them his dirty pillows (gross) He would have them bigger if he had it his way, but i just see them as these awkward body parts.
If i was allowed one medical/cosmetic procedure it would, without a doubt be a reduction and lift. One of my pleasures in life is taking my bra off at the end of the day, oh its heaven, pertaaaang flop ahhhhh.
If someone comes round my house when these bad boys are out their cage, i am so embarrassed and i do that self conscience arm scoop thing to try and trick that person into thinking i have pert boobies, but it just looks like I'm holding a newborn baby.
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| loose and fancy free, my other boob is under my armpit i think |
My mum has a wazzo pair as well, she feels my pain. But she has good boobs and i envy her to death that she can go without a bra and no one can tell. pft
It isn't just the size of them that bothers me, its the other parts of my body it affects. I walk with a slouch, i don't mean to but my boobs are heavy, i naturally slouch, i also get that awful bra strap dig thing in my shoulders and standing up straight hurts my back.
Losing weight is one answer, but its that catch 22 thing. If i lose weight, my boobs will indeed get a little bit smaller, but i will also have smaller boobs with a load of saggy excess skin that would look even worse.
I don't mean to moan, I'm lucky I'm not disabled or disfigured or anything like that. But I'm not happy with my body, i don't think i ever will be. I like my legs. I think that's about it. I wonder if i have that body dis morphia. People tell me I'm pretty all the time, but i think they are just lying. I'm getting better with age. Its my 32nd birthday today, and I am more stable in my head now than I ever was in my twenties, certain things don't bother me like they used to when i was younger, so maybe by the time I'm 40, i will all be sorted and happy with my body?
Or maybe I'm just talking a load of shit
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